She had pulled her long hair, which fell to nearly the middle of her back, back into a loose ponytail. This did little to disguise its loose waves. She had dyed it a reddish rust color, highlighted with hints of copper. Joel did not like it. He did not understand why she did not just leave it at its natural dusty blonde shade and just add bright streaks to that when she felt like it. He really liked blondes.
Joel realized that he was staring and, for yet another time that evening, found himself growing aroused. Eyeing the smooth round curve of her buttocks, he wondered which panties she had on—or whether she was wearing any at all. She sometimes did that, for odd reasons that he did not quite understand. The thought that she might not be, though, was enough to arouse him even further.
Smiling to himself, he glided quietly out of the kitchen, mostly because he did not want her to hear him leave. If he stayed much longer, he knew, she would insist on him helping her dry the dishes. Instead, he had other plans for her.
When he reached the bedroom, he pulled off his sheet, tossing it in the general region of the hamper. The shirt missed landing inside it. Instead, it fell in a rumpled heap on the floor just in front of it. Joel’s socks joined it a few seconds later. As he unfastened his belt, and pulled down his jeans and then underwear, he was pleased to see that a few minutes delay had not substantially diminished his arousal. After balling up and lobbing the rest of his clothes across the room as well, he eased onto the bed. Idly touching himself, he waited for Rachel’s arrival.
She’s getting it so hard tonight . . .
A little over two hours later, Joel stretched, trying to get comfortable. Pain stabbed lightly along his lower back. He kept shifting positions, trying to find one where the discomfort did not return within a few minutes. He began to wonder if he had perhaps been a little too energetic when he had pounded Rachel.
She had been reluctant, being both tired and cranky, but had finally surrendered when he had made it clear that he was not going to stop poking at and pestering her until she gave in. He had gotten off twice; his second orgasm coming even more powerfully than the first one had. She had tolerated his attention, even moaning quietly a few times, but seemed relieved when he was done. Sighing deeply, she had rolled over and gone quickly to sleep.
At least she didn’t moan out California guy’s name instead.
Joel turned over again, still unable to settle into a comfortable position. As he lay there, the ache began to radiate outward around his abdomen. Wincing, he shot Rachel with a harsh glance as he tried to suffer his way through an intense cramp.
Stupid bitch probably poisoned us with that stupid cream cheese dip.
The wave of discomfort passed. Joel took several tentative breaths, feeling only mildly better. A fine layer of perspiration chilled his skin. He lay back onto the bed, feeling the sheets absorb some of the moisture. He was just beginning to relax again when the next spasm shot through his abdomen. Doubling over, clutching his arms around his middle, he tumbled from the bed, hunched over with pain as he stumbled his way toward the bathroom.
He collapsed before the toilet bowl, barely making it that far before he vomited. It seared his throat as it came back up. Gagging as his stomach forcibly expelled its contents, he raised a hand to wipe away the tears from his eyes, only to discover that it was smeared with the thick and sour fluid. He coughed, gasping as the air passed along his raw throat.
His head rested against the rim of the toilet bowl. Its porcelain surface felt cool and welcome against his forehead. Leaning weakly against it for support, he tried to remember how many drinks he had consumed that night.
Too many, I guess, he thought miserably.
He had only a moment to consider his folly before another wave of violent nausea overwhelmed him. Heaving once again, he banged his head against the rim of the toilet as he doubled over from the cramps. Reaching up blindly, he managed to flush the toilet. It took some of the smell away, but in the process also caused some of the noxious fluid at splash across his hair and forehead.
Sagging against the toilet bowl during the period of relative relief that followed, he caught a whiff of an unpleasant, but unfortunately all too identifiable odor. Before he even shifted his legs to investigate, the warm, sticky sensation between them confirmed what he thought had happened.
“Oh shit”, he cursed almost silently, not at all appreciating the humorous irony of the statement.
He was considered what to do next when the set of cramps, worse than any that had come before, hit him. He retched, surprised that there was anything left to come up. Thick, coppery-tasting fluid passed across his tongue. He recognized its taste a moment before he saw its color: blood. Another intense cramp overrode his alarm at seeing the dark red fluid in the bowl. He retched again, expelling several large gobbets of blood.
The pain subsided, but he felt as if someone torn his intestines apart from the inside. Leaning against the toilet, Joel tried to stand. His legs were rubbery and refused to obey him beyond simple twitches of movement. He sank back against the bowl, his hands slipping on its web and slick surface. He caught himself before his head hit the edge, but just barely in time.
“Rachel,” he called out.
His voice was a raspy whisper, barely audible. He was certain that she would not be able to hear it over her own quiet snoring.
He tried again.
“Rachel!”
His reward was a fit of coughing hard enough to make his stomach ache. He was afraid that he would throw up again, but somehow managed not to.
“Rach!”
A fit of coughing took him again, although not as bad as it had the first time. The effort, though, brought the fresh taste of blood to his mouth. Sagging against the toilet, barely able to support himself, Joel tried to call out again, but was unable to gather enough breath to do so. He managed to reach a small bottle on the floor near the sink. Gripping it, he flung it toward the doorway, hoping the noise of it hitting the door frame might be enough to stir Rachel.
He watched with weary frustration as it sailed silently through the doorway, to land almost silently on the carpeting on the other side. Feeling light-headed and dazed, he searched for something else he could use for another attempt. What few items he could find were all out of reach. He was not at all convinced that, if he let go of the toilet, he would be able to get back up again.
Resting his forehead against it again, he stared at the blank surface of the water tank. The seat, which he had managed to lift just barely in time, provided an oval frame in front of it, lacking only a picture for him to stare at while he waited. He wanted to shake his head, to clear it of that ridiculously random idea, but it seemed like too much effort. Eyeing the toilet seat, though, another idea came to him.
Reaching up, he pulled down on the toilet seat, releasing it just as it began to swing downward. It collided with the rim of the bowl with a loud clang. The sound made Joel’s head hurt and his ears ring. He tried to listen through for some kind sign that Rachel was stirring in the bedroom. When she did not appear in the doorway, he repeated the action, trying to slam it down harder this time. Before he could pause to listen, though, a new bout of agonizing nausea seized him.